To All Lost Hapless Players Who Want To Be Unbanned

Sep 5, 2022
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soooperbadass18
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Are you currently banned for hacking? Do you miss playing Halo 2 PC online? Do you want to get unbanned? Were you stupid? Do you think you're entitled to be unbanned simply for regretting your decisions?

Let me ask you this... from what royal family do you come from? Did your mommy ever teach you that you're not special? Because only those of royal bloodline may get away scot-free with the crimes they commit. The only exception is if you're able to successfully socially engineer your way through and bypass the barriers that normal people can't bypass. You have to have sooooper powers!

Halo 2 is eternal. Therefore the gift of life, or the punishment of banmnation must also be eternal. To be redeemed in an infinite existence requires you to be born-again through tribulation!

This is why we have Trial by Combat!!!

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By winning victory against the toughest opponent, being Halo 2 Project Cartographer's staff, you demonstrate that you're a tough spirit. You demonstrate that you only hacked because you really were a strong and spirited player and that you only hacked because you let your ego get hold of you. You show that you didn't hack because you're a weak player, but you're strong-spirited.

Halo 2 Project Cartographer needs players who are strong-spirited! That allows us to keep the game's competitive spirit alive for all of eternity. But those who are weak-spirited will be left behind when the Great Journey finally begins. Then the final judgment!!
 
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funnybunny666
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I was banned because my one of my gametags were ofensive according by the new woke standards, so, meh, also, I didn't catch the warnings, so I don't feel compelled to appeal to be unbanned.
 
Sep 5, 2022
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soooperbadass18
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I was banned because my one of my gametags were ofensive according by the new woke standards, so, meh, also, I didn't catch the warnings, so I don't feel compelled to appeal to be unbanned.
I feel you citizen! Our First Amendment right is under attack by the current staff like He Who Should Not Be Named, and it starts with a T and ends with a K, and has two e's in it. Unfortunately, all the good staff like supersniper and Kantanomo and Toxic ICE are AWOL.
 
Nov 5, 2022
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I'm not banned, but I am worried I might be, especially in this time. My mouse pad (I'm referring to a book here) makes my mouse not follow along my swipes, leaving me open for unnecessary damage (or maybe it's the mouse itself) and I'm not really aware of my surrounding most of the time. All of that adds up to my skill and oh boy... my skills are dumpster-fire. I don't even know all the tricks I can do with all the vehicles, and tend to being a magnet of getting rammed A lot.
 
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