I am gonna freeze myself!!!

Feb 20, 2017
Alright, i am going to travel 1928439348234823492347293478235923487623419593245263871623128331278 years into the future! Tomorrow i will be frozen in liquid nitrogen and launched on a classified spacecraft aboard the Vega rocket on March 6th, see here: http://spaceflightnow.com/launch-schedule/. I will be launched on a trajectory that will take me to Betelgeuse in the Orion constellation, the spacecraft will loop around and take me to the future human colony of the TRAPPIST-1 system in 1928439348234823492347293478235923487623419593245263871623128333295 AD. So long suckers!

And why so long? Because of time dilation, maybe you should watch Interstellar!

And no i am not being retarded, i am being sooooper cereal! I am not high on paint thinner! So how da fuq do you know i am not BSing you all? Because you will never hear from me on this forum for the rest of your lives!

This will be like me when i arrive: