Help me!

[superhornet18]

I need help with my alcohol addiction! How do i stop drinking so much? It is like when i get a nice kill streak i get all smuggish and drink so much.

I don't wanna be an alcoholic!

I may have a 99% history of non-cerealness, but thus time i am super duper cereal, uh em, i mean serious!

 

[Flaexeorant]

I legit thought that you were a kid.

 

[superhornet18]

I am a kid, a bad kid. Like Cartman!

 

[minijman7]

at this point no one even knows anymore

 

[superhornet18]

Ill try not to get all smuggish when i am slaughtering people. When i killed Teddy yesterday, i got drunk out of pride! It will not happen again.

 

[UF ShadowTeddy]

Yeah you killed me once.

And yet again i destroyed you time after time.
Kinda suck without your hacks buddy.